Steve Jobs' Health is None of My Business

Bloomberg today reports the non-news that, "...disclosures about Steve Jobs’s health remain under scrutiny by U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission investigators over how his condition went from 'relatively simple' to 'more complex' in nine days" according to an unnamed source.

It must be vacation season if Bloomberg is trotting out a "situation remains the same" news story, which then recycles lots of commentary from legal experts not involved in the situation and doctors not treating Jobs. Predictably, nobody actually involved in the situation provided any on-the-record comment.

For the ultimate phone-it-in vacation season news story, go read this parody by Andy Borowitz. Like Mike Royko's traditional New Year's Day column or the Wall Street Journal's annual Thanksgiving editorial, Borowitz piece deserves to be republished every July 4th and Labor Day weekend.

Back to Steve Jobs' health.

Here's a simple fact that seems to get overlooked by the breathless journalists on this story: Like every other CEO I've ever met, Steve Jobs is mortal. Presumably rational investors in Apple factored this into their investment decisions years ago. Bloomberg is especially aware of this fact, having already published an obituary for Jobs back on August 28, 2008.

Here's another simple and widely reported fact. Steve Jobs announced to Apple employees that he had been diagnosed with islet cell neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas back in 2004. Investors in Apple who previously overlooked his mortality probably factored this into their investment decisions then.

Now here's a more complex fact. Cancer, in all its forms, remains a complex disease. Nobody, including Steve Jobs and his doctors, knows what tomorrow will bring. As anyone who's had a close friend or relative battling cancer knows, the prognosis can swing from high to low and back again in mere days. Any near-term prediction about the course of someone's cancer is inherently speculative and as likely to mislead as to inform. If this were any other risk factor and any other company, it would suffice to include boilerplate language in the 10-K along the lines of "We maintain key man life insurance on certain of our senior executives but there can be no assurance that recoveries under these policies would fully compensate the Company for the loss of the executive's services."

Surely the SEC staff has better things to investigate, journalists can find more newsworthy stories to report, and we can all just say a silent prayer for Mr. Jobs and his family and leave them alone in this difficult time.